Hey Ho, another day. Good morning world. You Bastard!
Favorite sayings
by simplesally 20 Replies latest jw friends
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Pleasuredome
I AM SEX. Women want me and they're prepared to pay.
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Englishman
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tonto was cunningly disguised as a...
Englishman.
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Undaunted Danny
Bend over jehover
Undaunted danny-- 'dan the man is really cool at tainting the jury pool'
Jdubs U go cop a plea you R aop
No matter where you go there you are
Watchtower leadership R Charlie manson without the look
Jehovah's Witness a destructive cult,they make the taliban look tame the nazi's look nice and they make charlie manson look like charlie brown
WT leaders R control freaks with a mean streak and they think it's fun to eat their young
Jehovah's Witness have 4 times the pedophiles per capita as the catholic church
No matter how much you send wt manure aroud the world in the manure wagon.it still comes back wt manure.
go up anointed baldheads [2kings 2:23]
The central CORE doctrine of Jehovah's Witnesses is that JC had his 2nd coming in 1914,what do you think?
Make it in Maine Undaunted Danny,expert witness on the Jehovah Witness
Good to go bravo! I get cheers and jeers
I'll take hush money
Nothing beats streaming AV (audio video) cameras don't lie
Undaunted danny ain't the least bit squeamish about justifiable "H"
[lots more I gotta go eat supper] we R what we eat at that..
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Sassy
?So how about those Vikings??
He who stands on toilet...........gets high on pot
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Undaunted Danny
I have a surgical ileostomy like a colostomy only more radical.I have it 100% because of 28 years of neglected healthcare due to WT$ prophetic promise defaults and blatant lies.
Sooo,""nobody can call me an asshole because I don't have one anymore""
Try and top that!
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MegaDude
"Assumption is the mother of all ****ups."
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Undaunted Danny
My fav:"People usually imitate the god they worship"( don't they?)
[[ All Jehovah's Witnesses will grow old and die just like everybody else.
The only variable here is,will you also die broken and unsaved? Gal.1:8
Notice:all JW's who have died are all still dead
Danny sez:"contemplate your rotten flesh to come" ]] my apostate self-terminating cliche. Hey,your WT$ masters say you ain't gonna go to heaven.
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Terry
My favorite sayings don't follow any pattern at all.
1.A man is the essence of the things he loves.
2.What you hate; you become
3.Life is what happens while you're making other plans.
4.We grow too soon old and too late smart.
5.Unless you are willing to be proven wrong; you are a dishonest person.
6.As you go through life let this be your goal; keep your eye on the doughnut and not on the hole.
7. There is a destiny that makes us brothers; none goes his way alone. What you send into the lives of others will come back into your own.
8.Truth is not what you say; it is not what you think; truth is what you do.
9. The past is the future.
10.I only know that I know nothing. (Socrates)
Terry
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Country Girl
1. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
2. Uglier than a mud fence.
3. Madder'n a wet hen.
4. Slow as Moses.
5. Lookin like the North end of a South bound mule bout now.
6. Colder'n a hop toad in January.
7. When someone says something made their skin crawl, I say "How'd your ass smell when it crawled past your face?"
8. My all time favorite, courtesy of my darling Anne Richards (former Governor of Texas) "George Bush was born with a silver foot in his mouth." <snickers>
9. Better than sliced bread.
10. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Country Girl
