Satan wants you to have an easy life

by Pleasuredome 31 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    It's all a mix-up...God told Satan to get out of heaven and get a job....who knew there would be a bloke named Job!

    Pleasuredome...it's circular reasoning to the max employed by dubs.

    As an XJW if bad things happen to you it's Satan, but on the other hand if good things happen to you it's Satan...hmmm wait a minute how can that be....

    Oh and if bad things happen to a dub it's Satan but if good things happen then it's Jehovah...whew...glad Jehovah is doin sumpin for someone.

  • googlemagoogle
    googlemagoogle

    last metal concert i went to i offered satan my soul in exchange for making me a rockstar... didn't work though. guess i'll have to do it the hard way :-/

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