by cappytan 28 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Millie, baptism song would explain the "we" and "them" in the wording. And the dirge-like song would seem appropriate for the crowd to be singing as the baptismal victims have said their "yes"s and head off with their towels and modest bathing suits to change.
But for a baptismal song, shouldn't the lyrics be more like:
"Now we watch them dunked in the pool,
Gotta get this done before they start public school!
For 'Christian' parents, we have this tip:
These kids act up? We disfellowship!"
Hmmm, the link isn't working right now. It looks like they pulled the song from their website. They must be rewriting it to accommodate my revised lyrics.
I think the revised title should be something like, "Teach Them Cart Witnessing" or "Teach Them Not to Visit Jehovahs-Witness.com"
You're right. The link definitely isn't working anymore.
It's still listed on this page, but link doesn't work. http://www.jw.org/en/publications/books/sing-to-jehovah-new-songs/
another 30 minute part on how to sing it?
After the trolly song on the WT broadcast, the congregation will roll a cart up on the platform to demonstrate how to sing.
"Now we watch them dunked in the pool,
Gotta get this done before they start public school!
For 'Christian' parents, we have this tip:
These kids act up? We disfellowship!"
Love it! Finally, a truthful song that could be sung in the religion that claims to be "the truth"!
Bump because of disappearance from jay-dub-ya org
conspiracy?...
Conspiracy theory?
Ok, here is one....
The society will now be able to tell if a witness has visited a "mentally diseased apostate" site if they have a copy of the song and are telling others about it!
Because, this forum is the only place it can now be found!
