by sleepy 23 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
The angels.
I mean the good angels kill more people than any demon. Infact some angels are so violent in the case of david and the plague spirit that God regrets he sent that angel. That is a true bad A* when you kill 70k in mofos in three days. The plague angel was so good at killing that God said he would have killed all the isrealites in jerusalem before the end of the 3 days. I did reasearch and if you see an angel run because most likely they they are going to kill you.
Wasn't there a guy who slept with a whore or his wife or sumthin, then cut her up and sent body parts to various places? I'm thinkin it was JefferyDahmers great great great great great great great, uncle.
Gumby
Are there any of the socalled good guys that aren't dodgey?
S
No none outside of Jesus are. They are either evil or victims.
I believe in a malevolent god. I mean look at hosea. God orders him to marry a woman of fornication that would bear bastard children for him to take care of for the sole purpose of making an anology. Hosea did nothing wrong and was Gods prophet. Yet God tells him to marry a unfaithful wife that he will one day have to buy from her pimp. That is just sick.
XCs
Jesus lied and was deceptive. In one case, when his schleppers asked him if he was going to the festival, he said no. So, they went. Later on, jesus did go, after saying he would not.
At his trial, jesus said that he had taught everything publicly, openly. He is on record as using terms w hidden meanings, which people generally did not understood, and the scribes and pharisees did, but only at times, and always when jesus was taunting or judging them.
S
I always thought the talking snake was funny. More probably, it was the one-eyed snake that made her eat the fruit.
Anyone care for a pecan?
Country Girl
Lot....Wife turned to salt, slept with his daughters...too drunk to remember but not to drunk to get them pregneant...this after he offered them up to the mob.
Always had a MAJOR issue with this guy..
god the psycho alien, who adam was so familiar with that he had to hide from him in the garden of eden, and for all the millions he's slaughtered.
the angels, becasue whenever god needs a killing, he sends and angel. i would like to meet the angel of death some day.
satan because he is like us, an apostate who wanted to use his own mind. and because he's good looking.
abraham because he must have been on acid to kill his son.
moses because he talked to burning trees.
gideon and his 300 men for being part of one of the biggest acts of genocide recorded in the bible.
paul because he was an abusive loony, then he got blinded and became a believer.
eve because she must have been really hot, naturally adam had no chance, if you think about it, no sex for god knows how many years then god throws eve at him, and she is a tease, course he's gonna eat what she offers him.
solomon was dodgy, with his harem, and wasn't it him who stole another mans wife then sent her husband to the front line of the a battle to get killed.
solomon again because he was so wise he threatened to chop a baby in half with a sword.
god because he thought it was okay to cause bears to eat children.
lazarus... i have issues with a semi decomposed man coming back to life.
jesus, because everyone thinks how bad he suffered, but which one of us wouldn't willingly go through 30 years of chilling, a few years of preaching and a few days of torture, if we knew we were only going to be dead for three days and then brought back to life as king of the universe.
nimrod because he had a plan!
the chick who lowered the rope down and hid the jew guys on the roof when they were going to invade canaan, or was it jericho, i can't remember, what was her name, rahab, and she was a ho anyway? and bother were god sanctioned acts of genocide.
abrahams father in law who was a real snake in the grass, making him work seven years, then double crossing him and giving him the daughter he didn't want, then making him work another seven years.
essau because they took advantage of him badly, no wonder he was pissed off.
abel because he was like a jw, cain was more like a normal person.
jezabel because she got thrown out of a window and eaten by dogs. mmmm, jehovah is just, bet some elders wish they could do that!
and things like 2 chronicles 19-26
" When the old prophet heard the news, he said, ?That must be the prophet from Judah. The Lord warned him, but he disobeyed. So the Lord sent a lion to kill him.?
the list goes on, but the most dubious characters are ALWAYS the ones who try to be LIKE god.
did you read the passage where the disciples ask jesus, why he's always speaking in parables? he said: it's because those people don't understand them, so they can't repent and be saved.
yeah... god wants everyone to be saved, right?
btw: read www.thebricktestament.com
and far away in some recess
the lord and the devil are playing chess
but the devil still cheats and wins more souls
and as for the lord... he's just doing his bit.
lyrics from chris de burgh - spanish train
