Finally I just told the owner I wanted out, and she was happy to escort me off the premises.
You should have had a pair of their Mormon Underwear in your pocket and tossed them at her saying: "Oh, and you can KEEP your funky underwear too!"
Resignation
by onacruse 12 Replies latest jw friends
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I tried to resign as an MS a couple times and the elders wouldn't let me. They made me a book study conductor instead.
Of course, I finally did get deleted.
Bradley
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onacruse
LOL w/ Brad.
Here's another one: I'd been scheduled for a TMS talk about 'use of tobacco,' and just the week before I'd been "outted" for smoking; as part of my private probation, I was told to give that talk, and I did.
A month later, as I was out in mid-week service: as the only brother there, I was asked to say the prayer. Well, that was one of the restrictions put on me, and so a sister had to put on her doily and say the prayer instead.
Talk about cognitive disconnect on my part!