How many of us posters ULC "ministers"?

by Glenmore 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • Glenmore
    Glenmore

    I found out recently that both Valis and Avishai are fellow Universal Life Church people. Are there any more of us? Maybe we should form a tax-exempt corporation and legally-swindle money from the government like our alma mater (da Borg) does?

    http://www.ulc.org/

    Valis is a (self-proclaimed) Dirty Vicar. I sign the wedding book Father Glen. Avishai is well Avishai I guess. I can see with a piece of property near the Brooklyn Bridge, lads!

  • gumby
    gumby

    I'll bet ya ain't got one of these puppy's yet.....now do ya?

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  • avishai
    avishai

    Yup. Practicing wedding minister since 1994!!! Good times. i've done Medieval, white trash, western, wow, all kinds of weddings. I love it. It gives me an outlet for all that JW Ministry training.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Right here!

    Still looking for my first couple to marry!

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    I'm an ULC minister. Call me Reverend Robyn.

    Heh, my x got the saint certificate. I snicker when I think about it.

    I have performed 2 wedding ceremonies. One couple is still together, the other couple had their marriage annulled.

    Robyn

  • Glenmore
    Glenmore

    With Valis that's 6, 6 more and we're The Twelve Apostatles!

    I have doctorates in Divinity and Metaphysics and I have certificates saying I'm a Saint and a Freethinker. And that clergy badge, and a VHS tape (still in its wrapper). I got quite a bit for $147.

  • FreePeace
    FreePeace

    Think41Self and I are both "ordained" through ULC. We did it for our hypnosis practice (which we just closed to pursue other directions).

    Doug

  • ColdRedRain
    ColdRedRain

    ULC Minister right here.

    But I'm yet to do a wedding. How can I get my name tossed around for wedding officiating?

  • Robdar
    Robdar
    But I'm yet to do a wedding. How can I get my name tossed around for wedding officiating?

    Hi CRR, you can post a card with your name on it outside of the marriage license office here in Missouri. Have you tried doing something like that?

    Robyn

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    I'm ordained by the ULC too, but I have no interest in performing weddings. I am available to bless weapons of war and to exorcise malevolent Sta-Puft marshmallow men.

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