I just got Ordained.
I don't feel any differant though!- should I?
Rev Qwerty
How many of us posters ULC "ministers"?
by Glenmore 25 Replies latest jw friends
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Satanus
Does this thing guarantee heavenly admission? Is there a heaven for atheists, you know, where god tiptoes, so's not to distrub the inmates? If it does, it's a cheap ticket.
S
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Glenmore
Satanus, I'm a natural pantheist, so in my book everyone goes to "heaven" whatever that is.
Here's our group of ULC "ordained ministers" so far, by JWD handle :
Avishai - California
ColdRedRain - Minnesotta
Elsewhere - Texas
FreePeace - Florida
Glenmore (aka Deleted) - Oregon
Gumby - California
Nathan Natas - (Afghanistan?)
Qwerty - South Yorkshire, England
Robdar - Missouri
Think41Self - Florida
Valis - Texas
So that makes us the 11 Apostateles! And thanks to Qwerty (and maybe Nathan Natas) we are an International Organization.
And we probably all believe something quite different - isn't that great, Individualism!
I'll email Brother Daniel at the ULC Monastery and see if we can find out if there's more of us. Seriously we could create a ULC XJW chapter - we could have a good laugh over that. (In Estacada Natural Pantheism humor is a serious matter)
Avi, it looks like you are our senior member, how many weddings have you officiated?
Father Glen
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avishai
Probably between 75-100. It's mostly been through word of mouth, though I have advertised a time or two.. Try getting business cards and putting them at bridal shops, wedding planners, tux shops, etc.
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Glenmore
75-100! Avi, you are our Leader! So when are you holding the XJW-ULC Apostofest and training session?
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Athanasius
Hi Glenmore,
I was ordained a minister in the ULC in 1988. I got my doctorate of Divinity in 1994 and became a Monsignor the same year. Though I prefer to be called just plain Athanasius, officially I am Monsignor Athanasius.
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jwbot
I am 12!!!! I am a ULC member!!
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Glenmore
Oh, jwbot, you're older than 12
Now we are 13, who gets to be Judas? With the Monsignor Athanathius and jwbot we now have:
Anathasius - California
Avishai - California
ColdRedRain - Minnesotta
Elsewhere - Texas
FreePeace - Florida
Glenmore (aka Deleted) - Oregon
Gumby - California
jwbot - California
Nathan Natas - (Afghanistan?)
Qwerty - South Yorkshire, England
Robdar - Missouri
Think41Self - Florida
Valis - Texas
And if I'm not mistaken that makes Athanasius (1988) our senior member. I guess it's you and Avi who put on the training session at the Apostafest.
Glen
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Nathan Natas
O! O! Me! Me! Let me be Judas! I've got the rope and everything...