"Baby Talk? Huh? Me?......btttttttt....perposterious!!!!!!"
(Preston's Pug walks into the room)
"Awwwwwwww.....aren't you the bestest doggie everrrrr...youuuuu sooooo cuuuuuutte...aren't you jus da best widdle baby puppy dogggiie!!!!"
(Preston resumes typing)
"Again...I would never resort to such childish behavior"