Ew yes I cant stand to see dogs licking faces either yuck !!
I'm a cat person and yes I talk to my cats.
Converstations goes like this arent up to much though !!
Me : Hiya stooopid
Cat: stares at me with that 'I pitty you' look cats are so good at
Me: Want some food ugly
Cat: Meow - 'I take that as yes you may feed me now slave'
Our cats are very affectionate and good company