Walk with Gawd District Convention

4JWY

Please, did anyone catch what the one brother had written on the backside of the lapel badge - the secret words that meant something to he and other brothers who are trying to "remain firm in our gift of singleness?" Apparently they are having a hard time with it.

Preston

Ha, there's going to be some serious counsel for all those bros and sisters always finding an opportunity to bash the astrodome. Other than that, I haven't endured this much visual agony since "The Passion"

"What's your name?"

"Uhhhhhh...Preston"

"So where are you from?"

"Simon's board"

"Hmmmmm...what have you learned today?"

"Astrodome sucks mannn....! "

lisaBObeesa

What was with that lady talking to the kids!?

lady: "So little three year old, what did you think of the part in the drama with the DEMON??!! SCARY, hu? Good thing Jehovah will protect us!"

later,,,,,

lady: "So little cute 7 year old girl, what did you think of the girl with the DEMON inside her? Strange noise, hu?"

little cute girl in scared voice: "How did the demon get inside her?"

lady: "Oh Satan can do those things to people.".......... Long pause........."But Jehovah can protect us."

lady to another kid: "So little five year old boy, what did you think of the demon? Made a scary noise, hu? ........

boy: "Yeah."

Lady: "And how about your four year old friend, Brandon. How are you enjoying the assembly so far?

Brandon: "good. I like it."

Lady: "And what did YOU think of the demon??"

Freedom Fighter

Exactly - I think the interviewer has serious 'issues'......

It was also interesting to see the abundant supply of fake niceness. My old KH was like that - it was like a competition to see who could be the most Christian.

As a kid it was brilliant - all those lovely old sisters who fell over each other to see who could give the kids the most sweets!

FF

FlyingHighNow

Now you may not think I'm being serious here.....but I am.

How many of them do you think masterbate?

Flyin'

poppers

This was the first time I've actually seen something like this, having never been a jw. Everyone came off as quite robotic yet starry-eyed. It reminded me of those people from California a few years back who couldn't wait for the UFO to emerge from behind Hale Bopp comet so they decided quicken the meeting by performing a communal check-out.

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