by seattleniceguy 28 Replies latest jw friends
Hey, you know, I just realized something else. The heavenly calling is still open here on JWD. 144,000 minus the current 14000 means we've still got 130,000 more posters who can get in! In a few years we'll have a historic apostafest in Ceder Point, Ohio, where we'll learn that a great crowd of "other posters" (John 10:16) can also gain eternal life, but on a lower level of the internet. We annointed posters get immortality and we get to see Simon face to face.
SNG
We are not allowed to see Simon face to face...silly.
** entering ridiculous mode **
But I have seen a photo, which is more than I can say for your average JW!!
Silly in Seattle
Anybody got a light?
How about this?
I don't know about you guys, but I'm just faking my statistics.
I make one post early in the morning, then I go for coffee and visit with my friends for a couple of hours. I close the day with another post, and then report the whole day spent apostasizing.
Seems like a high inactivity rate!
I "air-post", then go work "rural" sites so it takes longer.
How many posts does a member have to have in order to have "regular postoneer" status?
Sometimes I click on the "Submit Post" button really lightly, so it doesn't actually post. A good thing, too, because I don't usually have anything very intelligent to say!
SNG
That's almost the same as "air-posting"! I just write something and don't get the nerve up to post it, so I just hold my cursor over it and bite my nails!
(Myself and an elder's son would "air-knock" on doors out in service just to make it look like we were knocking)
Bethany
