by seattleniceguy 28 Replies latest jw friends
Sometimes I click on the "Submit Post" button really lightly, so it doesn't actually post. A good thing, too, because I don't usually have anything very intelligent to say!
Wow, they must be very sensitive buttons!!! I wish I had buttons which detected when I'd been drinking too much!!!
Ah, that's what you meant by "air-post." Makes sense. I laughed my head off about the "rural sites" thing. :-)
SNG
SNG--Rural territory was my favorite to work. Lots of space between the houses. I used to wait until we did some local territory and then tell the car group leader (or whatever weird thing they called them) that I had some return visits out in the rural territory. The more hardcore JW's didn't want to waste time driving around so I would take my friends back to the KH and then we would ditch service and go have lunch. There were usually the standard objections about sisters working alone out there......
Guess I should have explained the "air-posting" thing to start with :)
Bethany
We need a President nobody voted for, a Governing Body made up of men who only make direct posts on special occasions and the rest of the time post anonymously (using ghost posters) as desired, and a bunch of Committees to do whatever it is that committees do. Chat times should follow a regular schedule, three times per week, with participation mandatory for those in good standing. Question and answer scripts will be needed to make sure everyone makes approved comments only and does not inject any independent thinking.
Women should not be allowed to attain the higher rankings, should only post to each other, and should not be permitted to start their own threads (unless no male members are available to do so, and then the eldest or most qualified woman can substitute but must wear a head covering).
We're also going to need to be wired for sound so that we can sing songs none of us wants to sing. I guess one of the committes could be responsible for finding the people least qualified to create the songbook for us. Mediocrity is of utmost importance. Under no circumstance should Terry be allowed any imput because then the songs might end up being too intensely beautiful and detract from the message... oh, yeah! Message...We need an irrefutable message that can be proven to anyone in 52 easy steps (if they are right-hearted).
LOL @ Merry!
After reading all of these posts............I have become disgusted...........what is wrong with you 'postates?
Not a single one of you underlined or highlighted your answers. Don't you know that is an important criterea if you want to live forever with the rest of tha cong. that you all love so much?
HappyDad
We've got to establish congregations and circuits, then appoint POs and COs. The POs will be in charge of the drinks and the COs the women...and so forth.
Ken P.
HAPPYDAD ,I DO HIGHLIGHT MY POSTS
BADBOY OF THE HIGHLIGHT AND BIG LETTER CLASS
Merry LOL
Women should not be allowed to attain the higher rankings, should only post to each other, and should not be permitted to start their own threads (unless no male members are available to do so, and then the eldest or most qualified woman can substitute but must wear a head covering).
This is why JWD does so well....the women hold it all together! If we followed WTS rules, this place would be nowhere near as busy
Sirona
