by Maximus 27 Replies latest jw friends
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All right, folks. Venice is calling in the heavy artillery. I also have Mafia connections who are not named Guido, but Knee-cap Charlie and Sal the Stiletto. They make Tony Soprano look like the tooth fairy. Trust me.
So knock it off.
I've not seen Venice, but I do know she has two very large assets.
Her brain, and her heart.
How do I know? 'Cause I know her Mom and Dad.
Her genes are the best.
Ah, ah, ah! Basta.
We'll be watching, and we know names.
Maximus
Ven,
Being a newbie and all I would like to be one of the first to apologize for bringing your post to the top.
It is one of those things that usually happens to me and I really loved the shoe being on someone else's foot.
I'm sorry if it was carried too far please accept!
Thaaaaat's better. Sal is starting to relax ... a little.
Anyone else?
Step lively, now.
Maximus
Hmmmm. Ven, you got connections?
Cheers,
Ozzie
"Truth persuades by teaching, but does not teach by persuading."
TERTULLIAN, Adversus Valentinianos
Connections? The very best.
Seems our friendly feline R/Cat has an inside line too. Louie the Lip has handed me the following facsimile:
<Maximus, I would love to join your Venice thread, in the spirit meant,
but alas, I've reached my posting limit while tusseling with the "Homie"
over in COMF's thread. I can't even go in and sock TeeJay in the snout for
his nasty post! lol
<But once my posting privileges are returned, I will be certain to apologize
to our lovely friend Venice for any hurt feelings.>
Not catty. Good.
I hasten to add Venice the Sweet has not complained about hurt feelings, merely bandwidth.
Maximus
Methinks we need visual! Not so good as a radio show
Ozzie (of the truth in advertising class)
Ozziepost, if you don't mean visual like that below, you are in serious trouble. Govern yourself accordingly. Can you spell P 66?
Max
No, Alan, no.
It's not the words to "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay."
This is a codex that starts off with John 1:1. Dated 200 C.E. Really.
Always provide the authentic, that's the ticket.
Maximus
Although the posts about Ven's boobs were enticing, her gregariousness, wit and intelligence are what endear her to most on this forum, I believe.
I humbly offer my sincerest of apologies to a wonderful lady, If I offended.
TR
"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every
form of tyranny over the mind of man." --Thomas Jefferson*
She is smart she is very pretty and she is going to wash that borg right out of your hair to.
