by ballistic 29 Replies latest jw friends
"I've lost my driver's licence - Who will give me a ride to the Kingdom Hall??"
"Why isn't "Mr Happy" happy anymore?"
"If my wife dies before Armageddon, can I marry a hot young sister to go through Armageddon with?"
"WTF is all this mush they feed me??"
"Will the Brothers Treat Me Nicer If I Sign My House Over to the Society?"
LOL, you guys are very good.
What about Old people ask: "Can I take Viagra as it stops me rolling off the bed?"
Old people ask: "Is it loose conduct, if I remove my teeth before I bite her on the fanny?"
How do I get home when I forget where I live?
Why am i being arrested for climbing in the lions cage at the zoo. I have been waiting all my years to live with the animals.
I thought I was one of the millions who would never die; what happened?
The older JWs I know all said this shortly before breathing their last. They felt gypped.
Blondie
Will all these bodies bouncing off the front of my car get a reserection?
"What is that slogan we used to have... millions... dieing... alive. You know the one! Dang it! Its on the tip of my tongue! Wait was it Merry Christmas?"
Why is it, that these days, come midnight, all that I am interested in is a mug of cocoa.
Old People Ask "Just how long does it take to name all the freaking animals, Adam?"
