Old People Ask

by ballistic 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    • How do you use a zimmer on steps, in the Ministry?
    • Is it right to sing "All I want for Xmas is my two front teeth"?
    • Am I no longer "this generation"?
    • Are incontinence pads for Christians?
  • Princess
  • Are incontinence pads for Christians?
  • Are you trying to tell us something Ross?

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Whippersnapper!!!
    LOL

    And so the "Middle-aged" jokes commence...

  • ezekiel3
    ezekiel3
    Will all these bodies bouncing off the front of my car get a reserection?

    LMAO Old People Ask: Who Are These Kids Writing the Watchtower?

  • wannaexit
    wannaexit

    I heard this last night:

    "Why doesn't the society build retirement homes?"

  • ballistic
    ballistic
    Old People Ask: Who Are These Kids Writing the Watchtower?

    some of this thread is too true. Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have? A suppository?" She pulled it out & stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."

  • Country Girl
    Country Girl

    Old People Ask: If I act my age, will I die?

    Old People Ask: Will I be disfellowshipped for standing in front of the toilet during the whole meeting because nothing comes out?

    Old People Ask: Will my young, blonde, nurse be allowed to change my Depends in the back room during the meeting?

    Old People Ask: Will the spiritual feast get under my dentures?

    Old People Ask: Can I sit at the front of the Faithful and Discreet Slave Class? I have problems hearing.

    Old People Ask: If I sit at the table of demons, is there someone there to feed me?

    Old People Ask: Adam and Eve. Nice couple. Weren't they a bit liberal?

    Ole' Country Girl

  • roybatty
    roybatty

    Will I still be wearing Depends in the new system?

  • kwintestal
    kwintestal

    "Now I think I know where my hearing aid is." Hearing aid! HILARIOUS!

    Old People Ask - Do I smell as bad as I think I do?

    Old People Ask - Will I be disfellowshipped for having purple hair?

  • 1914
    1914

    Old People Ask?

    Why does this mental masterbation not feel as good anymore?

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