What was noah's`profession before flood?

by badboy 17 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • badboy
    badboy

    It is suggested that while he was a farmer after the flood,he wasn't before the flood.

    any takers?

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    He was a Jehovah's Witness - a fulltime pioneer. That's why it took him 120 years to build the ark.

    CZAR

  • Preston
    Preston

    He was a Shruber

  • gumby
    gumby

    I heard the bastard cooked methamphetamine, got all the animals hooked on the crap, and they followed him into the ark. He put some in his son's and wifes coffee every mornin too without tellin them.......which is why they worked day and night on the big ship. He was a damn drug dealer, that's all I know.

    Gumby

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    He was a plumber, but not a very good one. One day there was a leak he couldn't plug. Caused a helluva mess. Water everywhere.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    He was an animal trainer. Taught them how to do tricks, security guard duty, find drugs, stuff like that.

    S

  • roybatty
    roybatty

    lol

  • peacefulpete
    peacefulpete

    A god of the vine and wine in the ancient Canaan pantheon.

  • ezekiel3
    ezekiel3

    He was a dinosaur herder, Nephilim punching bag, and a pretty bad salesman.

  • DaCheech
    DaCheech

    How could Noah preach to the whole "world" when he was building the arc?

    I guess they had radios & bullhorns back then!

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