bilbical ways to acquire a wife.

by candidlynuts 21 Replies latest social humour

  • DaCheech
    DaCheech
    only one i can think of is sleeping at boaz's feet

    Some people say this was not really his feet! But his third leg :-)

  • hillbilly
    hillbilly

    yes, yes, I am..........(at the moment... 0 for 3 keepin em-- but it's a long story)

    Hill

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts
    Hill (techniqe is everything class)

    maybe you orta work on that there technique lmao

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Which just goes to show. One way or another you always pay for it

  • Wallflower
    Wallflower
    Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife.
    (David--1 Samuel 18:27)

    Geez, and there's me looking for tips!

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    WF:

    Geez, and there's me looking for tips!

    Or the lack, thereof

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    A very wise man once told me to find a girl who had been brought up with lots of brothers. That way, she would know how to climb trees, fart properly and would probably be less moody than the average gal.

    Englishman.

  • Gretchen956
    Gretchen956
    A very wise man once told me to find a girl who had been brought up with lots of brothers. That way, she would know how to climb trees, fart properly and would probably be less moody than the average gal.

    Pretty good chance this woman will bat for the other team!

    Sherry

  • lazyslob
    lazyslob

    Anyone want to come hide outside a brothel with me? Make sure you bring your own net! Show me the way.

  • Insomniac
    Insomniac


    Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife.
    (David--1 Samuel 18:27)

    Word to the wise: this method does not help you snag a husband. I tried it, and just pissed off my boyfriend and his folks. Now I'm not invited to family picnics no more.

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