So when do we get to the part about "black helicopters" at Watchtower Farms?
I have to tell you now, I know it for a fact to be all TRUE!!!!
When I was 16, I was a summer worker for a week at WT farms. Being a good little dub, my sponsors gave me the "other" tour. Oh boy I can't wait to tell this story!
If you go in the auto repair shop at WT farms, place a 1972 Toyota Hi-Lux truck's brake drum on the brake lathe backwards and turn on the lathe, a secret door opens to an elevator that goes down.
That elevator takes you to their massive underground facility which stretches to the Ohio border and houses 8 million personnel.
They have a military training center where the TSF (Theocratic Security Force) trains with the latest equipment and techniques.
The hanger houses an impressive air force of black helicopters and jet fighters with technology adapted from the 83 alien craft the JW's have captured over the years. (ever wonder where all those crashed UFO's went?))
The computer center is a super-powered internet surveillance operation that captures every message sent by and about jw's and apostates. It even uses alien technology to view apostates through their computer monitors, televisions, and microwave ovens.
I gotta go now, I keep hearing helicopters flying low over my apartment. They're black ones with no markings. Wait, someone's at the do
"Well done, Blind Squirrel! You've found an impressive nut!