Studying the new "Keep on the Watch!" brochure - Contradictions on page 18?

by ozziepost 29 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    It's a while since I reviewed the publications that dubs use on their "home Bible studies", so the release of a new brochure gives us that opportunity again!

    Dubs will be using the "Keep on the Watch!" brochure to "invite" the lapsed, as well as the recently interested ones to commit themselves to "God's earthly organisation".

    The trouble is, that the Writing Department have used this glossy brochure to misrepresent the 'real' truth.

    Page 18 shows a picture of a happy social gathering in "the new system". How inviting! Yet something doesn't "gel". Look in the background and what do you see? Yes, that's right, plastic chairs!!

    Why is that so special? Simply this, how are these plastic chairs to be produced? Is there to be some smokeless manufacturing process that is completely in harmony with the environment?

    That can be the only conclusion for on page 3, the brochure decries "Air choked with polllution" and shows a picture of a factory with its chimneys belching smoke.

    How strange! How else will plastic chairs be made in the new system?

    For those interested in studying with the dubs - let the buyer beware!

    Cheers, Ozzie (truth in advertising class)

  • Will Power
    Will Power

    Hello Ozzie good catch but....

    the plastic chairs could have survived the big A if they had been in the KH during the calamities. and now that they've made it thru...these chairs will last forever - no need to reproduce.

    I think that is also in the bible.

    will

  • under74
    under74

    Ozzie-Jehovah is the anti-matter to pollution. He counters it, cancels it out. Anything you think of- Jehovah can make it possible. He's the Willy Wonka of the universe.

  • Balsam
    Balsam

    Under74,

    I love your comment: Jehovah is "Willy Wonka of the universe"

    I will have to remember that one its perfect.

    Balsam

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    Come on Ozzie, there must be more than a plastic chair problem in this new brochure.

  • gumby
    gumby
    How strange! How else will plastic chairs be made in the new system?

    Jehovah is going to be selective as to what he destroys at armageddon ya big silly!

    Howdya think condoms will be wrapped in the New Sysyem.....with cloth?

    Gumby

  • VM44
    VM44

    The chairs in the picture are made from Theocratic Plastic. It is called THEO-LASTIC and will last for a 1000 years! --VM44

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Ye of little faith! Do you not know the power of Jehover? He will find a way!

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Under74:

    Anything you think of- Jehovah can make it possible. He's the Willy Wonka of the universe.

    ROFLMAO. You really cracked me up with that one, dude!

    Gumby:

    Howdya think condoms will be wrapped in the New Sysyem.....with cloth?

    I hope those cloth condoms are effective when they come near to "filling the earth", coz ya know the earth is like a tea-cup, right? Gotta stop finning when ya get to the top.

    Here's a question: Will there be menopause in the New System (TM)

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