Sorry. I've been looking after the more important things.
Kwin
Good excuses for missing meetings and going out in service.
by frankiespeakin 37 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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omegaone
Here Are A Few:
5) I planted a tree for Arbor Day and am watching to make sure it grows..4) I'm waiting for the next Van Halen/Sammy Hagar re-reunion tour..3) Theres a 24 Hour Three Stooges marathon on tonite with never before seen Curly footage..2) I'm waiting for the Ex-lax to kick in..1) I learn more by reading posts on JW discussion forum.. -
Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
Too hot,
too cold,
too wet,
too windy,
too sunny,
too tired,
too sick,
too lazy,
and too wise to deal with any of that crap.
Why be concerned about an excuse? If you neither want, nor feel like going - then just stay home and attend to more important matters. Really there can be no other activities of lesser relevance than jw meetings or 'preaching' work.
cheeses - who never needed an excuse to dodge any of that crap.
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frankiespeakin
HC,
Why be concerned about an excuse? If you neither want, nor feel like going - then just stay home and attend to more important matters.
I guess if a person is in the begining of his exit,,they don't want to be bombarded by WT propaganda,, but everything is still new to them and so they want to back out easy and not get Df'd,, maybe they have family that will shun them and so they need to stop going to meeting but don't want to lose family and so they are looking for an exuse. Not everybody has your situation or personality type and so they may consider the consequences of their action more carefully.
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ozziepost
Excuses, excuses!
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eyeslice
Too hot or too cold - must work for every situation I have come across.
I known a few who have had pets who were able to turn in a few good excuses. Have to get back to feed Tiddles, Rex will rip the house to pieces if he does get his walkies. -
wannaexit
1. allergy to the wall paper (I know someone who stays away from meeting because of this)
2. sensitive to mould and perfume
3. getting a call from overseas and didin't feel it would be mannerly to cut them off.
4. play the health card. (Depression, fiber myalgia, migraines, flu, etc.)
I find that if you play it right and don't miss all of them no one will miss you.
Also it helps to be in a big congregation and if someone says I didn't see you , you can say I didin't see you either brother where were you sitting?
wanna
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sf
"I was preaching the good news of the kingdom in the apostate-ridden internet chatroom and lost all track of time".
sKally
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funkyderek
The one I used was:
"Your religion is absurd and ridiculous and I don't believe any of it any more."
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LyinEyes
Being pregnant worked for me........., but now I am stuck with two little ones only 17 months apart.......doh!!