BEWARE! This is an Apostate site!!

by laraby 123 Replies latest jw friends

  • Valis
    Valis

    I already told ha about sinnin once today. wot iz we gonna do wiv ha?

    Those who simply cease to be involved in da faith iz not shunned. in compliance wiv da scriptures, howeva, members can be expelled fe serious unchristian conduct, such as stealin, drunkenness, or adultery, if dey do not repent an' cease such actions. disfellowshippin does not seva posse ties. disfellowshipped members may continue to attend religious services, an' if dey wish, dey may receive pastoral visits. dey iz always massiv up to return to da faith.?1 corinthians 5:11-13.

    Respect!

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • shamus
    shamus

    Valius,

    The crack-baby elder syndrome.

    Bump! For all the newbies out there that need to know.....

  • gumby
    gumby

    disfellowshipped members may continue to attend religious services, an' if dey wish, dey may receive pastoral visits. dey iz always massiv up to return to da faith.?1 corinthians 5:11-13.

    no no no valis my geeza. yous check, da apostates don't be gettin all them privledges those who drift off get. da apoststes don't be gettin no visits from their pastors coz apostates don't appreciate spiritual fings and dey step on christ ranson sacrafice all afresh. them people is unworthy of any kind of shepardin don't yous check my bruva?

    Gumbro

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    JEHOVAH!!!!

    There, I made all the nasty apostates go away.

  • darkuncle29
    darkuncle29

    This reminds me of the time I walked into a "Straight Bar"...OMG!!! I was Soooo embarrased!

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief
    JEHOVAH!!!!

    Scared the be-jeebers outta me...

    CZAR

  • xenawarrior
    xenawarrior

    coz apostates don't appreciate spiritual fings and dey step on christ ranson sacrafice all afresh
    ROTFLMAO !! Okay, Gumbubba- you and Valis have to SHARE !!!

  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp

    no. stop it. you're freakin' me out. oh, the agony.

    laters

    kaykay_mp

  • Soledad
  • xenawarrior
    xenawarrior

    LOL Soledad- if we don't feed Gumby and Valis once in a while they get restless !!

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