Pssst! Sunny! What's an 'apostate'? Is that anything like 'cooties'?
Actually, Jim_Tx, it is a "kissing cousin" of the cootie family............Genus Biteyouintherumpus, subfamily to the "Ivanttosuckjourblud species.
BEWARE! This is an Apostate site!!
by laraby 123 Replies latest jw friends
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Sunnygal41
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Valis
Hell ya he should be stoned!
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Valis
Or perhaps?
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Valis
Then again...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Valis
AHA! I knew it!
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Sunnygal41
Yeah!!! Bring on the "stoning"!!! And.............these are the tools to use:
Peace, Brother Valis,
Terri
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Valis
Peace to yous sista sunny! sweet an' sunny in da house in da heart hof da texas. all da apostates as eitha burrowed in coz hit iz well windy , hunkered down, slithered into da cave, spoonin wiv squirrels, etc cos it. hope yous iz havin da wicked day.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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gumby
I can tell Valis has already visited the pipe..........heathen worldly bastard!
Gumby
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Sunnygal41
LMAAO!!!! I iz jus' chillin' in da breeze, mon...........and enjoyin' da fruits of da mudda, mon, da Green Goddess........she be awesome mon........
Sista Sunny
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Valis
Yous would be correct gum worm. I just read me daily text jehovah iz da holy god. in ancient times e wuz "the holy one hof israel," an' as such e demanded dat israel be clean, unsullied. (psalm 89:18) e told iz chosun people: "you must prove yourselves holy, coz I iz holy." (leviticus 11:45) anyone who wanted to "ascend into da mountain hof jehovah" had to be "innocent in iz hands an' clean in heart." (psalm 24:3, 4) dat meant more dan merely avoidin sinful acts. hit meant "the hatin hof rank."?proverbs 8:13. lovingly, jehovah laid down detailed laws so dat da nashun hof israel could identify an' avoid wrongdoin. (romans 7:7, 12) dees laws included strict guidelines on morality. adultery, batty bwoy acts, incestuous relationships, an' bestiality wuz all identified as unholy spiritual pollutants. (leviticus 18:23; 20:10-17) those guilty hof such degraded acts wuz cut off from da nashun hof israel. whun da congregashun hof anointed christians became "the israel hof god," similar moral standards wuz laid down fe dem. (galatians 6:16) christians too wuz to "abhor wus snoop." (romans 12:9) jehovah's lingo to israel also applied to them: "you must be holy, coz I iz holy." (1 peta 1:15, 16) such unholy practices as fornicashun, adultery, batty bwoy acts, bestiality, an' incest wuz not to corrupt da christian congregashun. those refusin to stop engagin in such tings would be excluded from god's kingdom. (romans 1:26, 27; 2:22; 1 corinthians 6:9, 10; hebrews 13:4) in dees "last days," da same standards apply to da "otha aminal." (2 timothy 3:1; john 10:16) as da result, anointed christians an' uva aminal make up da clean an' wholesome peeps, able to carry da name hof dare god as jehovah's witnesses.?isaiah 43:10
Respect!
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
