10. The next time temptation comes, do fifty push-ups, then fifty sit-ups. If you are still burning, repeat the process (see 1 Corinthians 9:27, and 1 Corinthians 7:9). This is not just a random "get your mind off it" exercise. This produces a physical reaction that is the equivalent of what is often called a "cold shower."Masterbation is exercise right?
Hah! What a bunch of bullshit, at least in my case. I do a very vigorous work out, including circuit training and cardio. When I am done, I am all shakey and full of adrenaline. All I want to do is fuck after a good work out. nothing like adrenaline sex to cool down. Cold showers don't work anyway. I get into the shower, turn the hot water on and soap up until I know Jehovah's either taking notes or wheting his sword for my second bamitvah.
The thing with "madmary" is that she has probably never done a sit-up or a push-up since her 6th grade fitness test. She is currently sitting with her nose in her pc monitor wearing a large moo-moo, eating twinkies and chain-smoking capri 120's waiting to wack the next poster who even implies he has a thought all his own. She is basically nurse Ratchet and really needs a full frontal labodomy . . . either that, or for someone to put a pillow over her head and smother her to death. She also lives with 17 cats and does not believe in litter boxes. Eating catfood? Why not she says to herself. She is the gal that goes to her favorite bar alone, has a few beers and plays video poker while working up the courage to sing a karaoke tune, the same tired old "the rose" in the key of 3, because she really has the hots for the karaoke DJ, a fat pot-smoking, jack and coke drinking sleaz bag named Stephen Chance Courtney who still sports a 1980's Hall and Oats mullet and really gaudy western wear from WalMart, complete with bolo tie, collarless shirt and and silk vest. His boots are Tony llama elephant skin, purchased at Sacks in Killeen Tx for $75.00 during their going out of business sale in 1992. He visits the 99cent store and stocks up on imposter cologns and soaks himself liberally after skipping a shower that week.
I am going over to take a peak. This should be fun.
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