my wife!

by uncle_onion 15 Replies latest jw friends

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  Yadirf

  Englishbum

  Come the day we were stood beneath the huge church steeple, when I experienced the most incredible rush of warmth accompanied by a sensation of well being. I wonder what that was?

  Sounds to me like you emptied your bladder, dummy!

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  Sam Beli

  Hi Uncle_Onion,

  Pains come and go all the time. As an older man I can assure you of that fact. Let me illustrate:

  A couple of years ago I developed a rather severe pain in one of my hips. It was noticeable enough that I told my doctor about it. He had it x-rayed (both hips while he was at it). The results? Both hips were normal! The pain soon disappeared. Has it ever returned? Yes, I notice it when I am fatigued and/or under more than the usual amount of stress.

  My middle-aged son recently told me that he is noticing pain in places he never expected. They come out of the blue and eventually usually recede where they came from.

  Regards,

  Sam Beli
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  Yerusalyim

  Seven006 I like the way you think!

  Uncle Onion, who knows, I DO believe in spiritual healing, but I think it's rare. If your wife is happy in this church, and it isn't cultish and controling, encourage her in it, a happy wife makes for GREAT sex.

  VEN has a new PIC, COOL!

  YERUSALYIM
  "Vanity! It's my favorite sin!"
  [Al Pacino as Satan, in "DEVIL'S ADVOCATE"]
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  JanH

  Cygnus,

  My wife came home from the district convention yesterday evening and the first things she started doing was the dishes and the vaccuming.

  The DC as obedience training, huh? After you being "home alone" all weekend, I'm confident that both chores had to be done. Desperately!

  - Jan
  --
  Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. [Ambrose Bierce, The Devil´s Dictionary, 1911]
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  uncle_onion

  It did not last. She is going to the Doc today as the pain came back!

  UO
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  seven006

  Think,

  Don't let my sense of humor fool you. I am one of the nicest
  most considerate gentleman you would ever meet. I have
  meet a lot of women and have several as very good friends.
  I'm like the open-minded and understanding gay friend to women
  with out the gay part. They know they can hang out or talk with me
  and not worry about me trying to manipulate them into bed.

  I'm just having fun with this post. I use humor to make
  some what of a subliminal point. I make women who don't
  really know me a bit uneasy because they can't figure me out.
  I like it that way. I spent most of my younger life not having
  any fun and being afraid to talk to women. I'm trying to make
  up for that now. You can ask Romeingcatwoman,
  Redhorsewoman, or Alan F's wife what I'm
  really like. They are good friends and they know I love to
  play with women. Women are like the puppy I never had as a kid.

  SO bit me! (insert stupid smilely face here)

  Big hug,

  Dave