That is what I said to those EVIL Krispy Kreme donuts tonight at the grocery store.
They continued to beckon me.... eeeeeeeeat meeeee...... eeeeeeeeeat meeeeeeee
I said once again with my arms in the air: Get away from me SATAN!!!!
They persisted in their call to me... relentless and soooo alluring.
I cried out at the top of my lungs: I REBUKE you in the name of Jesus Christ!!! In the name of the LORD Jesus Christ, Get behind me SATAN!!!!
I began to speak in tongues and dance around waving my arms and hopping up and down... ignoring the repeated and urgent calls over the store intercom for security in the pastry department.
At that point I saw the most amazing thing I have ever seen: The individual donuts LEPT off the shelf into an open plastic bag floating in the air. Then the plastic bag FLEW into by basket!!!
I struggled to remove the bag, but it fought back resisting my calls to Jesus to help me get the donuts out of my shopping basket!!!
Before I could remove the bag a few demon possessed security guards arrived and FORCED me to go through the checkout line and BUY the demon donuts against my will. Upon the transaction being completed I could hear the deep and evil laugh of SATAN himself coming from the donuts... mocking me and my cries to Jesus.
By the end of it all I found myself in my living room watching TV as the demon possessed doughnuts, one by one, forced themselves into my mouth as I cried out: E´li, E´li, la´ma sa?bach?tha´ni?!?!?! (Mark 15:34)