Merry Christmas to whoever broke into my car last night!

by Preston 22 Replies latest jw experiences

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  Preston

  stole your ABBA tape?!! looks like they did you a favor

  what_truth? They very well may have by not stealing my car stereo?unfortunately they broke my car window and stole my calvin klein sweater? The spared Sandanista! by The Clash and my copy of Sufer Rosa which is good.

  Pressie, I'll give it back to you after you give me back the nekkid pics of my hubby.

  LOL, nekkid pics? I thought that was a picture of the Alaskan pipeline!

  Thanks, it was the only place I could find an 8-track of ABBA
  BTW, where did you find that sweet in-dash 8-track player?

  Sounds like you broke into Minimus?s Gremlin?Check with him.

  Thanks guys for the laughs I needed one this morning. As for Karma, my husband as he was sweeping the glass up off of the street tapped the end of the broom on the street and declared that he had a curse on the person that did this. I never though it was that easy?.
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  what_Truth?

  sorry if I came off like an insenitive jerk. I've had my car broken into 3 times in the last 2 years so I know how much it sucks. It's got to the point now where i don't even lock the doors cause I'm tired of replacing the locks (I do use the club though).
  
  That being said, unless your name is Murial or you're a wedding DJ you have no business owning any ABBA music. It should be illegal like owning cocaine. Both will kill your brain, ruin your reputation, lower your self respect, and probably supports terrorism.
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  Fleur

  aww, man, that rots. May the grinch make sure that whoever did that to you gets jock itch, dandruff, and coal in their stocking! LOL

  Abba eh? Great mental picture I have now of you driving around listening to that LOL :) Too adorable. We'll have to work on getting you a replacement! Do they cover Swedish Supergroups in your insurance policy?

  love,

  essie
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  Preston

  But the left the Kenny G and the Michael Bolton tapes?

  Kenny G? Michael Bolton? Wha?... You truly then disrespect me then confused.

  Humor aside, we had our car broken into and they stole a 20 dollar item and did $800 worth of damage....

  I'm sorry Blondie..BTW, did you come out with your own commentary of the police report?

  You're an awesome guy - one of the sweetest I know! - and I think the only proper revenge is to find out who they are and then call the Kingdom Hall, pretend to be them, and beg for a study.

  LOL, thanks kitties, I would If I could ever be a convincing witness again. I'd impersonate a cop proabably...butch it up....

  That being said, unless your name is Murial or you're a wedding DJ you have no business owning any ABBA music. It should be illegal like owning cocaine. Both will kill your brain, ruin your reputation, lower your self respect, and probably supports terrorism.

  Different strokes then....albeit, I havent supported an terrorist plots....... yet. News at 5!

  May the grinch make sure that whoever did that to you gets jock itch, dandruff, and coal in their stocking!

  My husband just called me up and he said that whoever did this would be cursed with as much... I certainly hope so. Thanks Fleur. It's so great not being a JW... I don't have to be forgiving anymore...

  - Preston
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  Doubtfully Yours

  Sorry this happened to you Preston.

  DY
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  Happy Guy :)

  Sorry to hear Preston. BTW if Mama Mia ever gets out your way I highly recommend it. It is the best musical I have ever seen.
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  Sassy

  Sorry about the theft Preston.. that sucks
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  gypsywildone

  Is that all they got? An ABBA tape???
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  Eyebrow2

  I LOVE ABBA!!! It is probably the same person that smashed my driver side door last year and stole $3 in change and my cd player and Pink cd. There is a special place in hell for that person.
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  xenawarrior

  awww (((((((Preston)))) I'm sorry that happened to you !! Glad Bruce put a curse on them !

  Just so you don't feel too forlorn:

  Knowing Me Knowing You
  
  No more carefree laughter
  Silence ever after
  Walking through an empty house, tears in my eyes
  Here is where the story ends, this is goodbye
  
  Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa)
  There is nothing we can do
  Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa)
  We just have to face it, this time we're through
  (This time we're through, this time we're through
  This time we're through, we're really through)
  Breaking up is never easy, I know but I have to go
  (I have to go this time
  I have to go, this time I know)
  Knowing me, knowing you
  It's the best I can do
  
  Mem'ries (mem'ries), good days (good days), bad days (bad days)
  They'll be (they'll be), with me (with me) always (always)
  In these old familiar rooms children would play
  Now there's only emptiness, nothing to say
  
  Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa)
  There is nothing we can do
  Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa)
  We just have to face it, this time we're through
  (This time we're through, this time we're through
  This time we're through, we're really through)
  Breaking up is never easy, I know but I have to go
  (I have to go this time
  I have to go, this time I know)
  Knowing me, knowing you
  It's the best I can do
  
  (repeat)