Well, it's almost christmas, and I have a big announcement to make...
My wife, the czarina, is soon to bring forth the heir to my mighty empire. Yes, we are bringing a little Pincushion into the world. I have sired. My Scottish soldiers have stormed a wall designed to keep us out, in this case a daily dose of hormones, and have captured the spherical throne that is their birthright!
To spell it out for Gumby: My wife is pregnant. Despite being on birth control. 99 percent takes care of everybody but Scots, I guess.
Time to ride forth and enslave the neighbors to make sure my child's inheritance is secure!
CZAR of the "July 26 sees me a happy pappy for the first time" klass