If You Could Write Titles For The Watchtower & Awake! What Would They Be?

by minimus 42 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    This could be a lot of fun!!

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Young People Ask "Why do I still struggle with masturbation despite all the wonderful bible counsel and despite praying regularly?" Do I need to speak to an elder about it? How will that elder help me - with more prayer and filed service - or is there a better way?"

  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp

    Young People Ask: "Why Can't Mom and Dad 'Spare the Rod'? My Behind Is Killing Me! Should I Wait on Jehovah, Honor My Parents, and Be a Better Son/Daughter?"

    don't tell me your parents never "whooped" you on a regular basis.

    laters

    kaykay_mp

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral

    • The "Good Samaritan" - an Exemplar for Our Day
    • Show Respect for God's Gift of Life: Give Blood!
    • "Greater Than the Love of Women" (the touching story of two elderly male pioneers as they celebrate their "silver anniversary")
    • Teaching Your Children Christian Principles through Popular Entertainment (sorry, sounds more like a convention talk)

    And my personal favorites:

    • Pagan Customs that Amuse God
    • Revelries that Refresh Jehovah's People
  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    WB&TS have been predicting armageddon since 1876,the same year Col.George Armstrong Custer died at Little Big Horn...Article:" How Uneducated and gullable is your average J.W?"..LOL!!...OUTLAW

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    The Long Con... How long can someone lie to you before you catch on?

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    double post

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    tripple post

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    quadroople post... damn lag.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Elders ask " Why I am I so fu----g gullible and do everything the org asks and believes everything they say?"

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