If You Could Write Titles For The Watchtower & Awake! What Would They Be? (page 4)

God? Can You Hear Me Now?

hahahahaha!! good one!

Pornography - The naked TRUTH

False Dates

Another one bites the dust

Watchtower "1975 - Why It Was All YOUR Fault"

"Oral Sex-Why Not? (First Subheading- "Because it Smells)

"The Tacoma Dome - The Truth Hurts"

"The EU is the New 'King of the North'"

(following month) "Nope, Wait a Minute, It's China"

(following month) "YOUR Bad, It's the EU Again"

Awake "Why do Elders get Boners after Counseling Couples?"

Don't smoke the profits - The new Gospel of Apostle Phillip (Morris).

Salvation Lottery - You can't win if you don't play!

Bethel. What happens here, stays here.

Mind control for fun and profit.

1975 a year in review

1914. If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand.

MUNGO----"How about a swimsuit edition?"....I like it! All the GB members and their wives in G-strings!

Sex Toys: Are They For Christians?

The Truth about The Truth: Coming Soon to a Kingdom Hall Near You

Christmas and Wedding Rings: I Can't See The Difference

How about a "Dear Hovah" Advice Column?

I have a serious problem. See, I am a JW and as you probably DON'T know, we have our own cultic vocabulary.

Sometimes I accidentally slip into the JW verbage when speaking with worldly co-workers. It is quite awkward.

What can I do to avoid this? Oh, and ....

What is the easiest way to shun my family members who are DF'd?

Yours truly, WTS Slave

The True Meaning of "Right Heart Condition":Expoiting the Emotionally Vulnerable

The Dark Light of Endless WTS Excuses

Freewill Out the Window

Jehovah's Love is Conditional

Outand about Bethel. What happens here, stays here.

HAHAHAH oh my!!!! If I can get that made into a bumper sticker it is going on my vehicle!!!!

If You Could Write Titles For The Watchtower & Awake! What Would They Be?