JW CONNECTIONS.COM------Check It Out! You Can Date A Nice JW!

by minimus 53 Replies latest jw friends

  • GetBusyLiving27
    GetBusyLiving27

    omg that is the funniest thing I've ever read on here.. that kid used Eminems 'Mosh' as a rhyming scheme to try to pick up hot witness girls.. lmfao!!

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints


    "baby, i can turn water into wine, and feed 5,000 people with five loaves of bread and two fish. close your eyes and count to ten..."

    Introduction

    I am an alien from another planet, I have come to capture a female specimen for use in various experiments.

    "experiments"? ok, now i'm scared...

    p.s. unique, i luv that avie. Jason Mewes is a lil hottie!

  • seattleniceguy
    seattleniceguy

    Wow. I'm being serious here when I say that you can actually see the mental illness. It is really sad what that organization does to people.

    SNG

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    uh-huh. "experiment boy" has the same gleam in his eye as Hannibal Lechter when Clarice walks up in her cheap shoes...

  • NOdenial
    NOdenial

    Oh my Gawd... now here is a person that really has direction in life! LOL

    NOdenial...

    Snaggle
    Sister, 22, Single
    Creston BC, British Columbia, Canada





    Personal
    Eye Color: Blue
    Hair Color: Blonde
    Height: 5' 7"
    Body Type: Slender
    Race: Caucasian
    Marital Status: Single
    Has Children: No
    Wants Children: Not sure
    Occupation: Other profession
    Education: High School
    Languages:
    My Favorite Scripture
    Revelations 21:4
    Introduction
    Well my name is Debbie, Im not really here for any particular reason, I supposed that an abundance of spare time has something to do with it. So yeah, Im looking for people to chat with from all over
    All About Me
    Well this just happens to be my favorite topic, I can go on and on about myself, but I won't, only if you write me or I write you will i punish you with all the boring details
    Jehovah and His Organization
    Well like many, I have struggle, but I don't look back on that as a bad thing, it gave me a good look at what else the world has to offer, as it turns out, its not to great. Now I truely appreciate how lucky we are to be part of Jehovahs Organization.
    What I am looking for.
    Ok I'll admitt it right away, Im a little conceited, but I also like people who are a little conceited, ok maybe thats not true, but I don't know what to write here, if I knew what I was looking for Id be with that person, but Im not so, thats why Im here, maybe you're what Im looking for!?
  • Neo
    Neo

    Sure I can see a Kingdom smile on her face:

    'Wanna go on a return visit with me, sis?'

  • DaCheech
    DaCheech

    All these people must have skipped the last assemblies, where it was explicitly said "do not go on JW or internet dating sites"!

  • Neo
    Neo
    All these people must have skipped the last assemblies, where it was explicitly said "do not go on JW or internet dating sites"!

    I think it was not in all assemblies, but I'm not sure. Either way, most simply don't care, just like when Society says you should not have a webpage about the Witness religion.

    BTW, many of those in JWConnections are fake... (Ssshh! Don't tell anybody, but some of them are actually apostates in disguise! )

  • Neo
  • DaCheech
    DaCheech

    My JW friend got married through internet dating

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