omg that is the funniest thing I've ever read on here.. that kid used Eminems 'Mosh' as a rhyming scheme to try to pick up hot witness girls.. lmfao!!
JW CONNECTIONS.COM------Check It Out! You Can Date A Nice JW!
by minimus 53 Replies latest jw friends
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Incense_and_Peppermints
"baby, i can turn water into wine, and feed 5,000 people with five loaves of bread and two fish. close your eyes and count to ten..."
"experiments"? ok, now i'm scared...Introduction I am an alien from another planet, I have come to capture a female specimen for use in various experiments.
p.s. unique, i luv that avie. Jason Mewes is a lil hottie!
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seattleniceguy
Wow. I'm being serious here when I say that you can actually see the mental illness. It is really sad what that organization does to people.
SNG
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Incense_and_Peppermints
uh-huh. "experiment boy" has the same gleam in his eye as Hannibal Lechter when Clarice walks up in her cheap shoes...
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NOdenial
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Neo
Sure I can see a Kingdom smile on her face:
'Wanna go on a return visit with me, sis?'
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DaCheech
All these people must have skipped the last assemblies, where it was explicitly said "do not go on JW or internet dating sites"!
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Neo
All these people must have skipped the last assemblies, where it was explicitly said "do not go on JW or internet dating sites"!
I think it was not in all assemblies, but I'm not sure. Either way, most simply don't care, just like when Society says you should not have a webpage about the Witness religion.
BTW, many of those in JWConnections are fake... (Ssshh! Don't tell anybody, but some of them are actually apostates in disguise! )
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DaCheech
My JW friend got married through internet dating