Name Some UNLIKELY Predictions That Could Happen To JWs In 2005

by minimus 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    Here's a couple: The Governing Body will allow *non-spiritual Israelites* on their board. #2 The Society will install Visa/Mastercard services at the convention sites and in Kingdom Halls.........Any others???????

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  • Mary
    Mary

    Here's a few unlikely predictions for them:

    1. Armageddon could show up
    2. The R&F could be encouraged to read the bible WITHOUT the publications
    3. Ray Franz could get a public apology and re-instated
    4. 1914 could be dropped altogether
    5. Women could be appointed as elders
    6. Higher education and making something of yourself could be encouraged
    7. Pedophiles might be disfellowshipped and reported to the police
    8. Door to Door witnessing might be substituted for doing REAL charity work
    9. Shunning family and friends who are no longer Witnesses rule could be dropped
    10. Pigs might fly out of the CO's ass
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  • Dustin
    Dustin

    How about all gossip in the car when out in service comes to a stop.

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  • minimus
    minimus

    They will alter the blood issue, yet again!........An addendum to the Isiah books will be made highlighting 1919.

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  • Goldminer
    Goldminer

    In order to make contributions easier,slips will passed out so that transfers from the jw bank account to the society's account can be made electronically on payday.

    some 4-part in-depth watchtower study about rendering an account after 70 years(1935-2005)based on jeremiah's prophecy.this will be a new truth,boosting everybody's hope that the end really is that close.

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  • Neo
    Neo

    In increasing scale of unlikelihood:

    1. Brother Prince will be made an elder.

    2. The organization will set up charities worldwide.

    3. The "ancient worthies" will be ressurrected.

    3. The WT will publish a verse-by-verse commentary on the Letter to Romans.

    Neo

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  • heathen
    heathen

    How about --------- The WTBTS will anounce the world did not end invisibly in 1914 or 1975 or on any other date they claim it did .

    The WTBTS will show some humilty

    The WTBTS will invite people to the lords evening meal and actually ask people to eat and drink at the appropriate time

    The WTBTS will declare themselves apostate

    The WTBTS will admit they are the evil slave

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  • Leilani
    Leilani

    "Here's a few unlikely predictions for them:

    1. Armageddon could show up
    2. The R&F could be encouraged to read the bible WITHOUT the publications
    3. Ray Franz could get a public apology and re-instated
    4. 1914 could be dropped altogether
    5. Women could be appointed as elders
    6. Higher education and making something of yourself could be encouraged
    7. Pedophiles might be disfellowshipped and reported to the police
    8. Door to Door witnessing might be substituted for doing REAL charity work
    9. Shunning family and friends who are no longer Witnesses rule could be dropped
    10. Pigs might fly out of the CO's ass "

    Ok, #10 will happen before 1 thru 9.

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  • minimus
    minimus

    Disfellowshippings could be almost abandoned and dfing treatment would still occur with such ones on a local scale. That way no one can get sued.

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  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Pink Elephants might fly

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