Name Some UNLIKELY Predictions That Could Happen To JWs In 2005

by minimus 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    What's this thing about pigs and pink elephants????

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    figures of speech minimus - they do not even exist so they are extremely unlikely

  • minimus
    minimus

    Stilla, I think I knew that.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    sorry minimus - I thought you were deliberatly asking a question you knew the answer to - It was me that was being dumb - sorry again my friend

  • minimus
    minimus

    Stilla, you were gracious enough to think that I was too dumb to know yet you gave me an answer. YOU are the good man!

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Unscripted answers will be allowed in the Watchtower

    Internet use will be encouraged

    Blondie is appointed World Wide Watchtower Overseer

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    They'll disfellowship Michael Jackson - or does he still send them contributions?

  • Wild_Thing
    Wild_Thing

    Prince will go serve at Bethel.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Jackson is no longer a JW. I could see big things happening with Brother Prince.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Local congregations will be more autonomous.

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