If You HAD To Be Disfellowshipped For Something, What Would It Be?

by minimus 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    Apostasy? Fornication? Drugs?......What????

  • outbutnotdown
    outbutnotdown

    You mean I get to choose??!! Woohoo!!!

    I'll still take 1, 2 and 3.... teehee.

    Brad

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    they might get me for meeting you online min! lol

  • Heatmiser
    Heatmiser

    I chose fornication . I didn't do it but I told the elders that I did as an "out" of the bOrg. I also did this at the urging of my soon to be ex "good JW" wife so she could get remarried as soon as the divorce was finished. She left me (being spiritualy weak...) for a good "strong spiritual" brother (lazy ass didn't even have a job).

  • darkuncle29
    darkuncle29

    Practicing Homosexuality. I need lots of practice, I have quite a bit of catching up to do.

    My second choice would be "Independant Thinking", and maybe even telling the WTS to go fornicate with itself.

  • notperfectyet
    notperfectyet

    I needed this post tonight,

    LOL

    I think most Homosexuals in the troof could be cured by one apostobabe,,,,,,,,,

    Just kiddin,

    I love you Justin....but not in that way.....

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    apostacy 'cause that's noble. fornication 'cause it's fun. drugs and homsexuality 'cause i've never tried them, but want to...

  • Jez
    Jez

    I refuse to answer this based on the fact that it may incriminate me......oh wait.....too late.

  • jwbot
    jwbot

    I would want to be disfellowshipped for completely seducing the most "spiritual" and hot pioneer sister...aw yeah. I would be damn proud too.

  • lazyslob
    lazyslob

    For multiple fornification of groups of apostababes.

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