I just want to flip the bird to the elder body while on stage in the theocratic ministry school during the CO's visit. That would be fun. Especially the CO who thugh it would be fun to mark me.
Dustin
If You HAD To Be Disfellowshipped For Something, What Would It Be?
by minimus 36 Replies latest jw friends
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whyamihere
I think I would love to go ape sh*t!
I would love to sit in the back make rude comments out loud during the meeting. Like after a Talk stand up and go BOOoooo! Then when it was over like right after the prayer....I would love to flip out like in the Movie "Jerry Maguire"!(I know what you are all thinking...like I am just going to FLIP OUT!) Then tell everyone what I think of them!
Brooke
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frankiespeakin
If You HAD To Be Disfellowshipped For Something, What Would It Be?
Kicking the shit out of all the elder's that formed the committee to judge me.
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Scarlet
I would choose to be disfellowshipped for living a life I believe in, doing what I felt god wanted me to do with my life and loving every minute of it.
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Midget-Sasquatch
Re-enrolling in the ministry school and taking the first opportunity I got on stage to show the congregation how bogus the Troof really is! (And just by using quotes from their own publications)
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blondie
If I had to be DF'd I'd like it to be for setting the legal precedence making the WTS (and any other religious organization) liable for instructing elders not to report child sexual abuse or not disciplining the elders for not doing so, making their records open to legal scrutiny. I'd like to see them paying out the sums of money the Catholic Church is.
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Gadget
If You HAD To Be Disfellowshipped For Something, What Would It Be?
Being caught having anal sex with the presiding overseers daughter. Oh wait, I already done that one............
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under74
I would have to say apostasy...not the run of the mill apostasty. Somethin' that would put me into legend status like, where for years afterwards the KH would speak of the demons that took over me during the Tuesday night talk....not sure what that would be though but I'm thinking on it...
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Insomniac
OK, if I had to get df'd, here's a good scenario:
It's a beautiful, sunny day- a perfect day for field service. All the good dubbies are out knockin', but not Insomniac. In her two-door car, she drives (well over the speed limit) to the YMCA to work out- gotta look good in all them miniskirts, ya know. Lo and behold, they're having a blood drive, so she offers up some of her vital juice to the cause. Then, with Nine Inch Nails blasting on her sound system, she drives to the mall, where she buys a set of Rider-Waite tarot cards and a big ol' crucifix to wear around her neck (contrary to popular belief, crosses won't burn her skin). Then it's off to the bookstore to buy Crisis of Conscience, Blood on the Altar, and the Quran. She sees an elder looking funny at her- maybe he's just noticed her "I Bill Bowen" tattoo, or her multiple piercings. Whatever; after mouthing off to him in a most unsubmissive way, she pinches him hard on the butt and leaves. Later, while browsing the s&m supplies at a sex shop, she notices a guy watching her. He's a dead ringer for Mel Gibson in Braveheart, except in pants of course. She takes him home, and after watching some porno while smoking some reefer, they engage in several deviant forms of sex. That's how I'd want to go.
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under74
mmm...nice insomniac. Maybe my scenerio should involve me speaking in tongues to the smurf dolls I place in the seats next to me at the kingdom hall....still thinking on the climax of my scenerio....