ROFL @ Derek
Anyway, it's what you do with it that counts.
Edited to add: Actually the willy is normal size, it's the rest of the statue that's abnormally large.
You know that with every passing sentence you humiliated yourself more, yes?
A little like when you started denying falling asleep in the bar, last year
Mike:Are you sure it's anatomically correct?
I understood that the Greeks prefered to carve statues with smaller genitalia so that their heads of state (excuse the pun) wouldn't look like horses and thus be likened to brute beasts.
As a Sagitarrian, it's never bothered me what anyone thought - LOL.