by Englishman 43 Replies latest jw friends
Derek:
You misunderstand. On a 17-foot tall guy like David, a 10-inch penis looks tiny. On a normal-sized guy like me, it looks great!
ROFL - Ok, ok, I concede that one...
Not my fault. Somebody drugged me.
...but not this one. My understanding is that it was self-medication, and ya didn't have the common decency to wait for me!!!
LOL
There is still the memorial comp - first person to post a photo of themseves supping the wine wins two bottles of jesus blood Wolf Blass private bin.
courtesy of unclebruce
But why would David's willy have been so tiny?
Same reason George Castanza's was so tiny.......SHRINKAGE due to the cold!
My new excuse. "I'm not small, I'm getting ready for battle." Which reminds me of this gal who took one look and said, "Who do you think you are going to satisfy with that?" And I said, "Me."
Dang, now you know why I ride a Harley.
What's a smartie?
And with all due respect (I'm no expert), but I read that the David statue was WAY disproportionate. Arms and hands and head TOO LARGE.
Please enlighten me.
u/d 
BECAUSE IT WAS COLD AND HE WAS NOT AROUSED SO HE HAD NOT GOT A BONER - HARD ON - STIFFY ETC
There aint much substance harder than marble. Methinks that excuse won't wash...
What's a smartie?
Englishman.
... ... Celia won anyway ... NEXT QUESTION !
Well, Englishman, the British Mail is fast, I must say...
I just received the goodies, and not just a tube of Smarties----- Do you hear me UncleBruce?----
but also a roll of Rolos and a Cadbury Dairy Milk bar...
Thank You very much! Now, where do I start?
