I never thought I'd have to tell my kids....

by FreedomFrog 53 Replies latest social humour

  • Seeking Knowledge
    Seeking Knowledge
    "please stop throwing your toys & the cat out the window" (to my 4 year old)

    "the CAT"??? Oh No!

    yes the cat....they have developed a love/hate relationship...whenever the 4 year old is calm & watching the TV or whatever, the cat takes that opportunity to get back at being thrown out the window and other things. The boy is covered in scratches but they both keep going back for more!! They have an understanding the two of them...it's eerie!!

  • kwintestal
    kwintestal

    "How about we don't pretend that this glue is shampoo."

    "I know it smells pretty, but perfume tastes awful."

    "No, that's not what brown crayons are made out of."

    Kwin

  • mkr32208
    mkr32208

    about 20 minutes ago to my 14 month old... "don't lick the garbage can"

  • kwintestal
    kwintestal

    I think every parent has said this one:

    "The gum stuck under the table is not for eating."

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