noun: a shared on-line journal where people can post diary entries about their personal experiences and hobbies
reality: digital chewing gum, where millions upon millions of teenagers and middle-aged teenagers with fetid mucous for brains post completely ignorable and depressingly petty details of their sad and boring little lives.
action : put into same category as Regis and Kelly, slit wrists and never read again.
prophecy : Ten years for now everybody in the world under twenty-five will have a blog and snore their entire lives away posting drivel and getting fatter cellulite riddled backsides by the hour. In the year 2010 every blogger on the planet will simultaneously post his daily rubbish to the world wide net triggering off an Armageddon of apathy and destroying the human race - thank the Lord.
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