found jesus? i didnt even know he was lost
Sometimes ya just need a giggle
by beebee 22 Replies latest social humour
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beebee
Bethel minute you reminded me of a bumper sticker that unfortunately dates me. Back in the mid-70's, when I still lived in Northern California, as the born-again movement really gained momentum someone coined the phrase "I found it" implying they found Jesus, I think (I'm Jewish so I am not wholly clear on which movement is what). That bumper sticker inspired a number of replies including:
I found it and now my finger stink!
I found it under the bed with the dustbunnies.
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Funny Bumper Stickers
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else. -
a friend in need
This isn't a bumper sticker but cute:
On his first visit to a shrink, a guy walks in the office wearing nothing but plastic wrap for under wear.
The doctor looks up and says " I can clearly see your nuts."
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