found jesus? i didnt even know he was lost
Sometimes ya just need a giggle
by beebee 22 Replies latest social humour
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BrendaCloutier
Jesus protect me from your followers!
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upside/down
"Never under estimate the power
of stupid people in large groups!"
u/d
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JamesThomas
God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him
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Wallflower
Atheism is myth understood.
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beebee
Bethel minute you reminded me of a bumper sticker that unfortunately dates me. Back in the mid-70's, when I still lived in Northern California, as the born-again movement really gained momentum someone coined the phrase "I found it" implying they found Jesus, I think (I'm Jewish so I am not wholly clear on which movement is what). That bumper sticker inspired a number of replies including:
I found it and now my finger stink!
I found it under the bed with the dustbunnies.
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RescueMe
Funny Bumper Stickers
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else. -
a friend in need
This isn't a bumper sticker but cute:
On his first visit to a shrink, a guy walks in the office wearing nothing but plastic wrap for under wear.
The doctor looks up and says " I can clearly see your nuts."
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xjw_b12
Shock the Christians with some Wiccan bumper stickers....
Born Again Pagan
My Goddess gave birth your your God
My Other Car is a Broom
Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a Lesbian
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BrendaCloutier
My karma killed your dogma! ha!