This is my all-time favorite as well: JESUS LOVES YOU- EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!
A non-religious one I liked was: WORK HARDER. MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ON WELFARE DEPEND ON YOU!
Brad
Sometimes ya just need a giggle
by beebee 22 Replies latest social humour
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rwagoner
shun the ones you love - family the watchtower way
who lit the fuse on your tampon ?
mean people suck - nice people swa***w
piss on pity (this is a disability rights slogan)
does this wheelchair make my ass look fat ? ------ dont get all offended, I am a wheelchair user LOL
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steve2
Joke 1:
Q: What's the difference between a JW and a Ford Sedan?
A: At least you can close the door on a Ford Sedan.
(This is an old one - back in the days when the JWs were somewhat more persistent at the doors than they currently are). ___________________________________________________________
Joke 2: (Warning: R18)
A few months ago, I saw a greeting card in the retailers : It depicted two horrifed looking adult JWs, one male, the other female, fleeing, wide-eyed down the front path of a house towards the gate. The male householder was depicted as standing naked in the doorway, but wearing a huge, lascivious grin. He was gripping the butt of a dazed looking sheep that was backed into him and hence obscuring his genitals. The slogan read: "Norman went to great lengths to dissuade the Jehovah's Witnesses from ever calling again at his home."