by JanH 17 Replies latest social humour
Dedalus,
that was beautiful. my friend and i used to make up funny 'Young People Ask' articles for laughs. I should post some of them.
Thanks for the new light, Jan. I can't find my shovel. Perhaps my paddle will do the job.
riz
Stop looking at me, swan!- Billy Madison
Did you share this new light with the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society. I can just see all of them running to a blank lot to go to the bathroom. People would walk by and look like this.
"Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford
dig a hole and cover up your excrement.
No shit?
Awww... c'MON, JanH (and peace to you, dear one)...
... my Father had nothing against toilets then and has nothing against them still.
Judges 3:24
1 Kings 18:27
Look, it was a CAMP! They were CAMPIN', for goodness sakes! What 'real' camper takes a toilet on the trip? That's like taking an air bed, a TV and your curlin' iron (yep, my daughter wouldn't go unless we let her take it. Didn't tell her there would be no place to plug it in, though...)
Every 'real' camper knows that 'real' campers don't even LOOK for campsites with toilets and showers: give 'em a five gallon bucket... or a bush... and...
Right, 'fellas? Right. And peace.
SJ, a slave of Christ (who LOVES camping and whose heart don't pump no kool-aid, so she don't need no prissy air bed... but, uh... well, ummm... in truth... I really gotta have a toilet... AND a shower 'cause I just can't do the dank green algae with little fishies swimmin' between your toes and your... uh, er... TOES... in freezin' water 'thang'. Ewwwwww!... Hey! I'm a GIRL! )
pssssssssssst Comf? I know Jack Shit.....wink
OH MY GOD! The Prince and I run a plumbing company. We will be df'd for sure now.
Princess
Hey Tina I know his whole Family Tree hahahhaa!!
Ven
"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong, is to let him have his own way."---Josh Billings
Jan,
I just flushed, therefore I'm doomed. I hate being doomed for just flushing, but I could never figure out God, anyway.
Farkel
