The Loaded Question

by ezekiel3 22 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Doubtfully Yours
    Doubtfully Yours

    iiz2cool,

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I laughed so hard at your answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DY

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek

    Suggested response:

    "I'm already interested in the Bible. Would you mind if I shared a scripture with you? [Take Bible from them, read Luke 21:8] Does that verse remind you of anyone?"

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    Luke 21:8

    He replied, "Don't let anyone mislead you. For many will come in my name, claiming to be the Messiah and saying, `The time has come!' But don't believe them.

    (New Living Translation)

  • A Paduan
    A Paduan

    "What would it take for you to be interested in the Bible?"

    Oh but I am - come into the parlour now won't you

  • Bumble Bee
    Bumble Bee
    There is a new fad presentation going around, a simple but loaded question. Ask the householder:

    "What would it take for you to be interested in the Bible?"

    I'd ask what makes you think I'm not?

    OHHHHHH, I'd be hoppin' MAD if I encountered this question at my door!!!!

    I'd also ask what it would take for you to leave me alone and never darken my doorstep again!

    BB

  • lilybird
    lilybird

    I agree with stormfront, An arrogant person knocking unannounced at my door, asking an arrogant question that is none of their freakin' business anyways doesn't deserve an answer.Before slamming the door on them though, I would ask .. what would it take for you to get a life and leave everyone alone in peace...

  • frenchbabyface
    frenchbabyface

    Izzy2Cool !!!

  • Neo
  • Pleasuredome
    Pleasuredome

    jw: "What would it take for you to be interested in the Bible?"

    HH: "i already am. i enjoy all sorts of fiction books"

  • stevenyc
    stevenyc

    "What would it take for you to be interested in the Bible?"

    A lobotomy

    steve

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