Bin Laden Wishes Americans a Crappy Valentine's Day
by NeonMadman 18 Replies latest social humour
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kwintestal
Why can't Osama leave us and our pagan holidays alone!
Funny read!
Kwin
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betty boop
Thats hilarious! I love "The Onion" they are so funny
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Double Edge
"Come Monday, as you pry open your fancy, red Russell Stover box, take heed," bin Laden said. "For in the place of tasty caramels and buttercreams, you will find the flaming sword of righteous jihad!"
Yeah, I've heard that one before.
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jeanniebeanz
The fiend!! Oh, the horror!!
J
Edited to add: funny this would turn out to be my 666 th post...
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Little Red Hen
He probably suffers Charlie Brown complex, never having recieved a sweetheart from a sweetheart.
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simplesally
He really is cruel, isn't he?
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onacruse
Bin Laden can go do various things to his various orifices, in various ways and various positions and with appropriate Islamic procedures, as he prepares himself for the 72 virgins that await him in heaven.
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TresHappy
I wish Bin Laden a crappy eternity.