Bin Laden Wishes Americans a Crappy Valentine's Day

by NeonMadman 18 Replies latest social humour

  • outoftheorg
    outoftheorg

    Hey Onacruse!!!!

    I just figured out how we can win this war on terrorism and please most of the likes of Osam B. and his like.

    We set up a rather strange religion/cult, somewhat like the wbts.

    Then tell the terrorists if they will turn on their leaders, God ah no I mean Alah will give them Life on earth. Not in heaven and they will get 120 vestal virgins.

    Or maybe we should make that 144. That number sounds good doesn't it.

    It is two times 72. Wow this could have some hidden meaning huh??

    Not the stingy 72 that Islam offers.

    Whada you think, Huh.

    Outoftheorg

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    lmao w/ out!

    How ya doin'?

    I like that 144 instead of 72 thingie...sounds like a Caballa spin.

    You been reading strange things lately?

    Me, I been watching too much Sci-Fi.

    Craigster

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    well I would like a pig to shit all over Mr Bin Laden

  • outoftheorg
    outoftheorg

    No Ona. I have not read any strange books lately. Nothing other than what is on this forum????

    That wouldn't cause these strange thoughts would it??

    Nah.

    Wait a minute, I do have a memory of reading some really strange stuff about numbers,dates,

    everybody dying. Came from some outfit called itself wbts. They had a few old sexually starved demented old men came up with all this stuff.

    Ya think that might have twisted my mind and caused this flash of light??

    Outoftheorg.

  • onacruse
    onacruse
    Came from some outfit called itself wbts. They had a few old sexually starved demented old men came up with all this stuff.

    Tell me it ain't so!!! Please, pretty please, with eschatology on it.

    Speaking of Sci-Fi, remember that Star Trek episode where people were expected to walk into disintegrator beams when they reached a certain (rather youthful) age? Or, what was that other movie (??), where people had indicators in the palms of their hands, and they were "translated" when the indicator turned red? Or, how about Soylent Green?

    Maybe the solution to this world's problems are as simple as killing anything older than 40 years.

  • Valis
    Valis
    Maybe the solution to this world's problems are as simple as killing anything older than 40 years.

    so we kill you three times?

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    Valis-the-phallus...in your case, I think an exception should be made--kill anything older than 20 years.

    btw, Kate says she won't be home tonight...she's with me.

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz
    Star Trek episode where people were expected to walk into disintegrator beams when they reached a certain (rather youthful) age?

    I remember that one... *shudder...looks nervously over her shoulder* What was that sound! Oh, God; they found me! Nooooo... not the disintegrator beam!... Noooooooo

    Jeannie

  • 144001
    144001

    F Bin Laden, and F Bush for not capturing this terrorist because he was too busy avenging the attempt on his father's life that was allegedly orchestrated by Saddam. 1,400 and counting of our young men and women's lives, and billions and billions of dollars are being spent because King Bush needed revenge. What a waste; I bet the war would end much sooner if Bush's kids were deployed in Iraq.

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