Men and Their Tools (I finally get it)

by hemp lover 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • hemp lover
    hemp lover

    Bought my first drill today, oh, boy,

    Took a drive down to McRae's Hardware

    And though my tool is rather small

    I still had a ball

    Nobody was really sure that I could fix my fence myself

    I love to tuuurrrrn iiiiiiit ooooooon...

    I can't stop smiling. Hey, anybody need a hole? I'm your (wo)man.

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Stop it. You're making me drool, and it's not a pretty sight!

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    hemp-

    You are too cute!

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    I gotta' couple of screws that need twisting!

  • frenchbabyface
    frenchbabyface

    Dang HL I don't understand ... ... PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    it's ok I'll read it more than twice and if I still don't get well ...

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Now that you know the feeling of such power in your hands, you can never go back!!!

    Grunt!!!

    Grunt!!!

    Grunt!!!

    Your next step is to go down to a shooting range, rent a hand gun and squeeze off a few rounds at a target.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Bought my first drill today, oh, boy, Took a drive down to McRae's Hardware And though my tool is rather small I still had a ball Nobody was really sure that I could fix my fence myself

    I love to tuuurrrrn iiiiiiit ooooooon... I can't stop smiling. Hey, anybody need a hole? I'm your (wo)man.

    After A Day in the Life off Sargeant Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band - July 1967

  • CoonDawg
    CoonDawg

    I AM the tool man in my neighborhood. My wife cracks up every time I get into a home improvement project. Run into a jam? there's another power tool in the garage that will get you out of it. Also, it's not just ANY tools, either. I never waste my money on cheap tools (that may in fact accomplish the job)...noooooooooooooooooooooo. I have to get the top quality name brand tool because I just have to. It says so somewhere. Black & Decker? HAHAHAHA....I laugh at you. Why get this brand when I can spend twice as much to get two more features and it will say Makita or Milwaukee, Porter Cable, or Bosch? I now have a new home where, not only does my wife have a garage in which to park her car...but I also have a detatched two car garage for my playhouse. I can't wait to start aquiring stationary wood working tools. Just think of all the cool crap I'll be able to do with a surface planer, tablesaw and lathe!

    Ern

    PS...I used to work at a hardware store for a lot of years where I had an open credit account. I spent LOTS of time owing my soul to the company store.

  • Peppermint
    Peppermint

    CoonDawg, I?m with you all the way. Cheap tools, I spit on them!!!

    Peppermint, who drools for tools.

  • Xena
    Xena

    Oh yea....nothing like the feel of a power tool humming in your hands

    Living in an apartment I don't have much call for them unfortunately. Maybe next time you have a home repair project hemp I can come visit and we can take turns using your tool.

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