Do Jehovah's Witnesses believe in God?

by Gill 42 Replies latest jw friends

  • Gill
    Gill

    Gumby, I don't think Littletoe wants to be a microphone handler. He's already told the JWs in no uncertain terms where they can stuff they're microphones. What makes you think he wants that privilige from you?

    Your head's getting too big, luv!

  • gumby
    gumby
    Your head's getting too big, luv!

    No need to bring my sex life into this thread gill. LT worships the ground I walk on and would love to be even an alter boy in my hall congregation. He loves me dammit!(baaaa baaaaaa)

    Gumby

  • Gill
    Gill

    I was not refering to your 'nether regions' Gumby. 'It' may be a wondrous thing in your eyes but I'd rather not know!

    I was refering to the thing you keep your brain in....oh...maybe one and the same thing....sorry!

    LittleToe! Run for the hills!

  • gumby
    gumby

    Gill......your great!

    Gumby

  • Gill
    Gill

    Phew!

    I'm glad you think so Gumby! I was a little worried you were going to take offense.

    Luv U! Gill

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    I say that Gill's right, I can show you where I'd place the mic for ya
    LOL

    Now get outside and polish my Hummer...
    Baaaaa

  • Gill
    Gill

    Bloomin' 'ec!

    I should get polishing Gumby!

  • gumby
    gumby

    Gill....you can be my concubine if ya want and I'll buy you this little baby below. I'll check with my wife first and if she says it's ok.....I'll buy the damn thing. It might take 6 months to a year, but I'll throw in some end times sermons and get the money up to buy it.

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Wouldn't it be easer to just steal Arnie's?
    ~smells a plot a-hatching...~

  • Gill
    Gill

    Hi Gumby!

    Best offer I've had all week but hubby says 'No!', I can't leave him with all these kids. And who's gonna do the washing, and make his dinner?

    Oh well!

    Nice car though! My colour! Looks BIG! I'm not sure if my feet could reach the pedals and I'd probably need a cushion to sit on to see out the windscreen!

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