Flat Stanley needs to move on!

by bikerchic 74 Replies latest jw friends

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  morty

  Wow....A whole lot of peeps want to have Stanley still....I am sure we can get him off to alot more addresses yet if we maybe send him through faster mail delivery.....I will send him off special delivery..

  Tell ya's what, I will keep Stanley only for a short period of time and pass him on quickly so others can have his company as well....

  I am just a little confused on who to send him to....I will see who begs the most in order for him to be carryed on to you....(Who ever gives the best foot massage can have him...)

  *cracking toes*
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  Valis

  Happy Dad...just long enough to grab a postcard from the local souvenier shop and get his next set of travelling orders.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  xenawarrior

  Sorry, didn't mean to keep him too long and did not intent to hurt anyone's feelings. Just doing what I do.
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  under74

  Well I'm not very good at begging...but I'll take him for a couple days.
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  Country_Woman

  Okay, my spare room is'nt much but Flat Stanley will be welcome for a day or two.

  To whom I have to PM my address ?
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  onacruse

  And so here I am, driving to the post office to send Stanley on his merry way, and there's a line like 50 cars deep...so I head on down the road to take care of some other errands, and let Stanley enjoy the scenery along the way.

  On my way back, Kate calls me on the cell phone, and in a totally frantic voice she says "Craig, did you mail that stuff off yet?? Did you????? Did you????????????" I'm thinking "Geez! What's this all about?" LOL

  Turns out Stanley was a bit short of paying his full fare for the trip up north, would have been stopped at the border, and been yet even the worse for wear.

  But, all is well.
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  bikerchic

  I totally forgot Stanley was going to CANADA and after Craig left I realized I didn't put enough postage on the envelope, boy was I sweating bullets. I had visions of Stanley getting lost and me being the one to ruin Rhys class project..........whew! I'm so glad Craig didn't listen to me when I told him to mail the stuff first thing!

  Heads up everyone with the postage and designation. Or I'm just a dork......

  Kate
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  morty

  Stanley had arrived safely...His flight was a couple of days delayed but, he got here safe...

  Thank god you dressed him warm kate because he said it was chilly getting here...

  Today he is going snowmoblieing with the us and we are doing a poker run......He promised not to say how much he wins or looses....Then we are going out to the shack for some warm cider and maybe one or two cocktails...We are going to watch some maple trees get tapped and pour some sap from the trees.....
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  bikerchic

  Stanley had arrived safely...His flight was a couple of days delayed but, he got here safe...

  Morty I can't believe it took so long for him to make it there, darn postal service!

  Thank god you dressed him warm kate because he said it was chilly getting here...

  He,hee we looked at the weather report before he left and it was Stanley who insisted on dressing warm, I'm glad I knitted his sweater and it didn't unravel on the trip!

  Today he is going snowmoblieing with the us and we are doing a poker run......He promised not to say how much he wins or looses....Then we are going out to the shack for some warm cider and maybe one or two cocktails...We are going to watch some maple trees get tapped and pour some sap from the trees.....

  Oh my! Sounds like a fun time for Stanley, but I must warn you he does have a gambling addiction....I spent a night with him in rehab here......sigh......Have fun, work his a$$ off and send him packing!

  Kate
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  morty

  I am sure Stanley will have some memories to rekindle to his class once returned home...

  Really though, thank-god the flat boy does not talk out load....lol......

  If I could have a new person with an addy pmd to me, he can move on Monday or tuesday...

  I must warn you though, he is very tired boy and will need a hoilday once he gets home....He really likes to get right into your bussiness and all....He also does a great job of doing dishes and pumping your gas at the station...Try to keep him away from fires as he does not do well with trying to keep warm near an open flame......He is a tuckered boy right now...he has been driving all day on the back of our snowmoblies and he really loves homemade Canadian Maple suryp...( he had a nice warm bath to get all the sticky stuff off of him)...oh, and he does not eat much at all....

  * Stanley waving*

  P.s. Kate, was there someone in line after me??? Dont want to promise him to someone else if he is suppose to be dirrected to somewhere else first.....