Doodle-v's Awesomely Bad Movies-Part Deux

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  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp
    Space Camp. Apparently, in space, since you float slowly, you have to talk slowly to. Oh yeah, and space shuttles "accidently" launch.

    That fat kid on that movie cracked me up. Every other word he said was, "ANDIE!!" "ANDIE NO, DON'T DIE!" laters kaykay_mp

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.
    http://www.skycaptain.com/

    I watched it on the flight over to Texas, this last trip.
    It truly sucked!!!

    I'm with Dan on "AI", too. Truly the worst movie I have EVER watched, and watched, and watched...

  • pr_capone
    pr_capone

    SAW - TERRIBLE acting. This movie could have been sooooo good to.

    The Grudge - There was no redeeming quality to this movie.

    The worst movie of all time in my book though?

    Vanilla Sky

    PUKE

    Kansas District Overbeer

  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp
    Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. http://www.skycaptain.com/

    I watched it on the flight over to Texas, this last trip.
    It truly sucked!!!

    I totally agree. Whose idea was it to put Angelina Jolie in a bunch of A-list movies?

    "Oh yeah, she's Jon Voight's daughter, surely she knows how to act.." riiiiight...

    Her British accent is so pretentious. Yeah, she looks hot, but so do porn stars.

    laters

    kaykay_mp

  • stevenyc
    stevenyc

    Matrix II,III (Just ???)

    The village (What as insult of a movie. Written and Directed by the aformentioned idiot)

    Steve.

  • Dustin
    Dustin

    Sorry, but I gotta disagree with you on "White Chicks". That movie was frickin funny as hell. God did I laugh my ass off.

    Dustin

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    The Exorcist 2: wow. Richard Burton AND James Earl Jones both making a potentially career killing decision. It's like watching two high performance automobiles in a bumper car rink.

    End of Days. Who knew that the Devil was such a bitch?

    But I want to say that Troy was better than it had any right to be. I enjoyed it.

    The Bourne Supremacy; let's take the Gladiator school of action filming and apply it to twenty minutes of chase scenes: We don't know who is running, who is chasing, why or where they are going... in the end, we just want somebody to die so it'll be over.

    Terror Tract: John Ritter in a horror anthology film. It goes through bad and into a strange kind of wormhole where bad become good again.

    Anaconda: Ice Cube makes it awesome. The defiance of basic physics makes this film roll snakeyes.

    Rushmore and/or The Royal Tenenbaums: Overrrated. Stupid. Boring. It was like a filmmaker sat down and said, "I hate my audience. How can I punish them?" and then got an Oscar for "Best Audience Punishment" so he did it again, only longer. Seriously, it was like the theater was swallowing me whole and crushing my chest, so I sat paralyzed, unable to squeak in protest. Popcorn buckets should have an emergency cyanide capsule for movies like these.

    Jason X and Freddy Vs. Jason: So, he's pretty much indestructible. Okay. Great. If he's indestructible, what is he so pissed about?

    CZAR

  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp
    Rushmore and/or The Royal Tenenbaums:

    I thought TRT was gonna be good. It just seemed like Angelica Huston's needle was still stuck in The Addams Family.

    laters

    kaykay_mp

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    I actually enjoyed End of Days, if only to see a movie where Arnie actually dies...
    .. oops, does that make me a spoiler??
    LOL

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief
    I actually enjoyed End of Days, if only to see a movie where Arnie actually dies...

    Yeah, I was excited about that fireman movie where John Travolta died, for pretty much the same reason.

    CZAR

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