by philo 17 Replies latest jw friends
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There once Wasasister from JWD
Who wrote in the tones of Peaceloveharmony
But trolling boy Fred
Asserted in red
An Apostate she ever would be
Nowjw read this and ignored it
Sincere bent his ear and abhorred it
TR smiled []and let rip
Such an eloquent quip
And Mac' stood well back to applaud it
There once was a dub who went Worldly
as he searched other religions quite hurriedly.
He changed his handle to Rex
and his friends he did vex
by believing the same lies most assuredly.
There once was a Venice girl in this nation
whose "assets" caused quite a sensation.
They got her into a jam
when they filled up her web cam
but they made for great conversation.
There once was a tigger named Seeker
and ohh he was quite the peeker!!
He didn't see Jack
so he has no facts
so his stories get weaker and weaker
"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong, is to let him have his own way."---Josh Billings
There once was a Ven with corrections
whose assets were not an invention
She denied all the tales
and her face got all pale
whenever her breasts got a mention.
There once was a poster named kent
Who’s brain was pretty well spent
He went on vacation
All over tarnation
But no one knew where he was going
There once was this poster Mulan
Who told stories of me and so on
then Princess started to post
And that made me toast
But I'll get them back in San Juan!!!
"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong, is to let him have his own way."---Josh Billings
Ohh Seeker now what am I to do
I used to even kinda like you
But you’ve done it this time
You have crossed the line
And so I say Adieu
"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong, is to let him have his own way."---Josh Billings
There once was a Ven who got vexed
at harmless fun from the opposite sex
She said, "I don't need you
and I bid you Adieu!"
But her breasts kept casting their hex.
There once was a lady named Harmony
whose spirit was joyful and funny
She'll pass out the weed
and state that she needs
a guy for peace, love, and harmony!
There once was a man named Juno who says F-ing is one thing I do know , my hand is
fine , a girl sublime , but lamas are numero uno !
God save the Queen !
