TOO FUNNY, GUYS!
made my morning!
TR
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
—Edmund Burke
by philo 17 Replies latest jw friends
TOO FUNNY, GUYS!
made my morning!
TR
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
—Edmund Burke
Simons board is so great
I’ve ready every post to date
Ok, well not all
‘cause some are soo dull
and others are full of unfreindlyness
Why is there so much fighting
Lying, sneering, backbiting
I thought we were here to help
Not whine, whimper, and yelp
But I guess we’ll have to keep trying
When I left the borg I was lost
But now I know whose boss
I’m free to be me
And be as I please
So please JUST BACK OFF
"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong, is to let him have his own way."---Josh Billings
logical is a sad freak
its not cos he is unique
he has no mates
uses frowns by the crates
hopefully he'll be dead in a week
There's 144,000 inferred
Bras, cullottes, and blouses? my word
With heavenly callings
But corsets with drawstrings
Are certainly to be preferred
Why, no! We'll be sexless angels
There'll be nothing that itches or dangles
But this teaching does mar
Thought JFR
My income that jingles and jangles
There was once Wasasister from Chichester
Who groped all the saints in their niches-ter
One morning at matins
While dressed in white satin
She made the Bishop of Chichester's breeches stir.
Englishman.
..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.
Mony's life was in a transition
aware witness promises wouldn't come to fruition
She said "Hey, what the hell..."
And on men cast a spell
And pioneered the Harmony Position
riz
(running like hell )
There lives a man named Talley
Whose humor is right up my alley
He would post pictures of Russell
I'd laugh so hard I'd lose control of my bladder muscle
Then have to do laundry with a lady named Sally
There once was a monkey named Expat,
His banana so long he was stared at,
One day he met a waif,
Who said: "My name is safe,
Oh my god, what the devil is that??"
"A single event can awaken within us a stranger totally unknown to us. To live is to be slowly born."
Antoine de Saint-Exupery